Cringe Cupid
Cringe Cupid is a wickedly funny Valentine’s Day humiliation audio by Goddess Lycia. Part of The Cringe series, it drags you through the world’s most pathetic dating show—where you’re the lonely contestant, your only date is your hand, and the audience laughs at every desperate move.
Have you listened to the prior CRINGE episodes here and here? If so, you know that you are the star of a comedy sitcom. The episodes recount all of your failures as a single “male” trying to have some sort of love life.
💘 Inside the Cringe Cupid Dating Show
In CRINGE CUPID, you are on a tragic version of a dating show- a pathetic attempt to try and get a date for Valentine’s Day. This “dating show” takes place where you always perform best—your bedroom. And surprise: there are no women.
It’s just you, pretending to be on a dating show, where you are reminded of your inadequacy.
As the host of the show and your “dating coach,” I give you the worst advice on what to ask the female contestants. You don’t need my help to make a fool of yourself. I just enjoy doing it anyway.
CRINGE CUPID is a Femdom humiliation recording that pathetic wanktards like you will be listening to on Valentine’s Day.
🎯 Why You'll Never Win this Game
I bring you deep into the dating show fantasy, where you are on stage, getting boners and fumbling over your socially inappropriate words.
You get horny imagining it—mortified on stage, live on TV, in front of three of the sexiest women alive.
But then you get even more humiliated when I remind you that it’s really just you, alone on the day of sex and love, listening to a recording about yourself failing with women while rubbing your willy and perhaps humping pillows.
42:08 mins for $39.99
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